Tuesday, November 20, 2018

Bimbo's Photographer.

Famous photographer Rene (Pedro Weber "Chatanuga") lives a very carefree bachelor life. After taking his famous photos, he spends all of his free time drinking hard with his crazy work buddies & chasing women around which usually leads into some rather unusual but entertaining mischief. When Rene’s estranged grandmother passes away, she leaves a million dollars to her only grandson. However, for one year Rene cannot drink any alcohol whatsoever, cannot smoke cigarettes and especially can't be sleeping around with women. If he does so, he will not receive the money! This is definitely gonna be a hard task for this wild photographer and it only gets harder when his cousins who desire to claim the money try to sabotage Rene by throwing him attractive women he can possibly have and these women naturally offer him alcoholic beverages he so much desires to have again. Will Rene give in to all this and lose his fortune? Or will he actually go through for a year without crazy pleasures????!!!

According to the trailer, Fotógrafo De Modelos (also known as "Bimbo's Photographer") is "the sexy comedy of the 90’s". Now the trailer definitely delivers what the movie delivers for sure. We do see some wild mischief with Chatanuga, Cesar Bono and Eugenio Derbez in one of his first movie roles ever. There’s plenty of scantily-clad women throughout the movie and it is quite amazing. One woman being the amazing Eva Garbo in one of her first movie roles ever and Isaura Espinoza comes out in the movie as well. Eva Garbo and Isaura Espinoza are the definite “taquitos de ojo” of the movie (aye!). The movie is pretty funny and cheesy, but it does however lack female nudity and that’s something you would expect to see in the “sexy comedy of the 90’s”. Still, for the lack of nudity, it does makes up in cheap laughs and hot chicks in lingerie. When Eva Garbo's character comes to meet Rene in his studio, she's wearing all-white lingerie and it's fantastic. An eye-opener for sure (aye!).

I enjoy Fotografo De Modelos for what it is. Its mildly entertaining for sure and a nice little Chatanuga gem to be re-discovered. If given a chance, do check it out. 5/10.


Sunday, November 18, 2018

52 Trashy Mexican Trailers to watch over & over & Brenda Careaga.

At last! Here is a nice big batch of trashy mexican trailers that have been uploaded and I must say this is the most I've done at once. I was gonna originally split them in 2 groups, but I figured a big number would be much appealing & far more fun. This might or might not be the last batch of the year, but we'll see. For now though, enjoy all these damn trailers and the 3 promos. One promo is all about Brenda Careaga! Who's Brenda Careaga? Why how can you not know! She was only the biggest singer and actress ever! I think. Probably not, but she was sure as hell promoted hardcore by Cine Lat Distributors.

Before the trailers, let's hear some wise words regarding El Cine Mexicano.

Fernando Almada, midget clown puppets. The trailer for this classic Mexican horror movie from the 90's has been unearthed!

This one looks really fun. El Hijo Del Santo seems to team up with Chanoc regarding some damn vampires. I really wanna see this one.

I really like this one a lot. It's tons of fun and super sleazy. Has some rather interesting characters as well.

This is a follow-up to Angel De La Muerte. Looks really fun.

This looks really epic. A group of vigilante ladies!

Okay, this is a little different. I do really like this "trailer" though and Capulina has always been for me my favorite Mexican comedic actor from the super old days. I just really adore his hat as well.

One of the worst movies I've ever watched, but the trailer is fun at least.

One of my favorite trailers and one of my favorite Miguel Marte movies. Read my review HERE

I don't really know what to say other than of course it's a horny Alfonso Zayas movie.

I've had the song stuck in my head for a while and the trailer for the movie portrayal just makes it more catchy. Hermano cayo la ley! Esta rodeada tu casa!!!!

Another Hijo Del Santo movie that looks pretty fun.

Was actually lucky to catch this one on TV a while back and it was pretty good. 

Amado Carrillo Fuentes would be proud. Maybe.

This one looks pretty intense for such a low-budget looking movie.

Kind of odd looking but could be fun.

I recently got a copy of this movie and I must say, it looks very promising!

I really like this movie. It's tons of fun and Chatanuga is always a blast to see!

Mouth Watering.

Another horny Alfonso Zayas movie.

Sebastian Ligarde and Brenda Careaga are in love! Eric Del Castillo is against this!

Looks very entertaining and Roxana Chavez looks great as well.

I think I still have 2 copies of this movie and I didn't really get into it the first time I watched it. Maybe the second copy will convince me otherwise.

A review is coming soon for this one. This is a weird one.

Horny young people in Mexico. Not a videohome, but still a trashy ass movie.

This is a really fun movie. Unusual as well.

I have this movie. It's pretty bad. Maybe the first movie is good???

Lina Santos' first movie. Looks so good!

Not trashy per say, but a cult classic cartoon film!

Male stripper drama based on some play. It's an okay one. Review coming soon!

This looks fun as hell. Need to see!

I really need to watch this one already. I have a copy just sitting around gathering dust!

This looks amazing. Choforo what is you doing!!

I really enjoy this one. I really wish I could see part 2.

One of the coolest Mexican horror movies ever. Tatiana is a babe in it as well! AH!

Voodoo and Lobster meals. Read my review HERE

Sergio Goyri keeping the fucked up future a little safe. I really like this one. Review coming soon.

Can't exactly label this trashy considering how serious this movie is. However it is pretty darn brutal and a classic.

Love this teaser. The actual movie is okay.

Classic Miguel Marte movie. Trailer is amazing!

A really fun one actually. Different as well in setting. It's getting cold right now so I'll definitely watch this one again pretty soon and maybe review it.

This looks mildly entertaining.

I remember buying this on DVD at Walmart back in the day expecting something else but definitely it was not what I expected. I like it though.

Fantastic movie with a fantastic cast.

This one looks fun. One of Kate Del Castillo's first movies as well.

This looks very argumentative.

Not a very memorable Rosa Gloria Chagoyan movie, but a definite watch if you're a real fan of hers.

A Christian Gonzalez classic I have yet to see but at least this trailer keeps me going.

One of Jorge Reynoso's best movies. El Numero Uno!

A sequel that looks almost similar to the first movie. Missing Roberto Ballesteros as well.

This one looks really good. I need to see it!

The final Lola La Trailera movie. It lives up to the title.

This looks very good. Cool cast as well.

Well that about does it! Now after all those trashy Mexican trailers,  please go buy some Armagedon Films clothing & hats to get all your friends jealous and show your love for Jesus! 

Thursday, November 15, 2018

The Lady Avenging Warrior Returns.

La Guerrera Vengadora is back!

Rosa continues the life of a teacher and is still La Guerrera Vengadora that is saving lives and getting rid of crimes around town. When one of her students is kicked out of her home for getting pregnant, Rosita takes her into her home to help the poor girl out. When some vengeful mobsters who are after La Vengadora mistakenly kill the girl: Rosa, her boyfriend Martin and little Tun Tun team up together to capture the mobsters and even save a little kidnapped girl along the way.

Remember when I said the first La Guerrera Vengadora movie leaves you wanting more? Well La Guerrera Vengadora 2 is here to fill that void! And let me tell you this sequel does not disappoint whatsoever. There's definitely a lot of new things going on and it's all very special and badass. The movie begins with a bank robbery as La Vengadora fixes up her new bike & installing new weaponry on it. When she gets word about the robbery: she drives out fast and shoots down the robbers with a smile on her face. The survivors of the robbery smile as well. It’s a wonderful scene. While the stunts weren’t done by Rosa Gloria Chagoyan herself, they’re still done so amazingly. The sequel had a lot of shit going on and a lot of stunts to make this all happen so you gotta give some big compliments to the stuntmen & its coordinators. My favorite scenes are pretty much near the end when Tun Tun goes head on with a "bull" on a motorcycle and when La Vengadora and the little kidnapped girl are riding to getaway from gunmen whom are also on motorcycles. It's wild seeing a little kid in an action movie and being near so much danger & violence. It's of course something we haven't seen already, but in this case I thought it was the coolest thing ever. They really went all out for this sequel!

I highly recommend watching La Guerrera Vengadora 2. Once you finish part 1, then you must watch part 2 afterwards and enjoy the hell out of it just as the first movie. Again, I must praise Rosa Gloria Chagoyan and her husband Rolando Fernandez and this time director was Rolando’s brother Raul Fernandez Jr. They all made such a wonderful sequel to an already cool as hell movie. Another high recommend to watch. You don't wanna miss this amazing sequel. 10/10. 

It was nice to catch-up to this movie again after so long of not watching it and I must thank my good friend Ronny of Video Patron for reminding me of it and telling me how much he really likes it. He likes it so much that he made a cool VHS release with English subtitles all done by himself for the Spanish impair. If you want yourself a copy, then please go message him on his Instagram. Seriously, go buy a copy along with El Placer De La Venganzahttps://www.instagram.com/ronn_con/