Tuesday, November 20, 2018

Bimbo's Photographer.

Famous photographer Rene (Pedro Weber "Chatanuga") lives a very carefree bachelor life. After taking his famous photos, he spends all of his free time drinking hard with his crazy work buddies & chasing women around which usually leads into some rather unusual but entertaining mischief. When Rene’s estranged grandmother passes away, she leaves a million dollars to her only grandson. However, for one year Rene cannot drink any alcohol whatsoever, cannot smoke cigarettes and especially can't be sleeping around with women. If he does so, he will not receive the money! This is definitely gonna be a hard task for this wild photographer and it only gets harder when his cousins who desire to claim the money try to sabotage Rene by throwing him attractive women he can possibly have and these women naturally offer him alcoholic beverages he so much desires to have again. Will Rene give in to all this and lose his fortune? Or will he actually go through for a year without crazy pleasures????!!!

According to the trailer, Fotógrafo De Modelos (also known as "Bimbo's Photographer") is "the sexy comedy of the 90’s". Now the trailer definitely delivers what the movie delivers for sure. We do see some wild mischief with Chatanuga, Cesar Bono and Eugenio Derbez in one of his first movie roles ever. There’s plenty of scantily-clad women throughout the movie and it is quite amazing. One woman being the amazing Eva Garbo in one of her first movie roles ever and Isaura Espinoza comes out in the movie as well. Eva Garbo and Isaura Espinoza are the definite “taquitos de ojo” of the movie (aye!). The movie is pretty funny and cheesy, but it does however lack female nudity and that’s something you would expect to see in the “sexy comedy of the 90’s”. Still, for the lack of nudity, it does makes up in cheap laughs and hot chicks in lingerie. When Eva Garbo's character comes to meet Rene in his studio, she's wearing all-white lingerie and it's fantastic. An eye-opener for sure (aye!).

I enjoy Fotografo De Modelos for what it is. Its mildly entertaining for sure and a nice little Chatanuga gem to be re-discovered. If given a chance, do check it out. 5/10.


Thursday, November 15, 2018

The Lady Avenging Warrior Returns.

La Guerrera Vengadora is back!

Rosa continues the life of a teacher and is still La Guerrera Vengadora that is saving lives and getting rid of crimes around town. When one of her students is kicked out of her home for getting pregnant, Rosita takes her into her home to help the poor girl out. When some vengeful mobsters who are after La Vengadora mistakenly kill the girl: Rosa, her boyfriend Martin and little Tun Tun team up together to capture the mobsters and even save a little kidnapped girl along the way.

Remember when I said the first La Guerrera Vengadora movie leaves you wanting more? Well La Guerrera Vengadora 2 is here to fill that void! And let me tell you this sequel does not disappoint whatsoever. There's definitely a lot of new things going on and it's all very special and badass. The movie begins with a bank robbery as La Vengadora fixes up her new bike & installing new weaponry on it. When she gets word about the robbery: she drives out fast and shoots down the robbers with a smile on her face. The survivors of the robbery smile as well. It’s a wonderful scene. While the stunts weren’t done by Rosa Gloria Chagoyan herself, they’re still done so amazingly. The sequel had a lot of shit going on and a lot of stunts to make this all happen so you gotta give some big compliments to the stuntmen & its coordinators. My favorite scenes are pretty much near the end when Tun Tun goes head on with a "bull" on a motorcycle and when La Vengadora and the little kidnapped girl are riding to getaway from gunmen whom are also on motorcycles. It's wild seeing a little kid in an action movie and being near so much danger & violence. It's of course something we haven't seen already, but in this case I thought it was the coolest thing ever. They really went all out for this sequel!

I highly recommend watching La Guerrera Vengadora 2. Once you finish part 1, then you must watch part 2 afterwards and enjoy the hell out of it just as the first movie. Again, I must praise Rosa Gloria Chagoyan and her husband Rolando Fernandez and this time director was Rolando’s brother Raul Fernandez Jr. They all made such a wonderful sequel to an already cool as hell movie.