Wednesday, April 4, 2018

2 Tales of Terror with El Monje Loco.

*original review posted on 4/4/2018*

*revised on 10/7/2024*


Somewhere in a small village in Mexico, El Monje Loco (aka "The Mad Monk") walks around looking ghoulish with his black robe and ping-pong ball looking eyeball popping out. We are then introduced to 2 tales of terror!

A monk (Julio Aldama Jr.) unexpectedly meets with a childhood sweetheart at church and temptations to be with her begin. Every day and every night he thinks about her & sees her everywhere he goes. He longs for her and wants her to be only his, but he knows it’s wrong since his heart should only belong to the church. When she shows up with a boyfriend to church one day, the monk grows jealous & angry. On a dark lonesome night, he has a dream of her where she begs him to be with her, then suddenly she becomes a topless face of death!

When the girl comes in for a confessional—she confesses to the monk that she has slept with her boyfriend before marriage and feels very awful about it and this causes the monk to go mad and proceeds to kill her. After burying her body & feeling so guilty of his bad deeds—“God” speaks to the monk and tells him he will now suffer the consequences forever by living the rest of his life in obscurity and never to see his “true love” in the after life & all he will ever see through his eyes will be true horror. The monk is now... The Mad Monk.

2nd Story entitled “El Talisman Maldito” aka "The Evil Charm", is about an old man (Julio Aldama) who’s going through hard times with not being able to pay his bills and fears of losing his ranch. When his beloved son comes for a visit, he suffers a fatal accident and that only piles up the bills & stress for the old man. Near his fountain, the old man meets with El Monje Loco and he tells him that he wants his old crucifix back, but the old man claims that it was given to him by his grandfather whom was the previous owner. El Monje Loco warns him that if he tries to sell it, he will suffer dire consequences. Desperate & all—the old man ends up selling the crucifix, but for not very much. The old man then ends up going to a witch doctor for help and he hands him a large metal charm that’ll grant 3 wishes under Satan’s power. Like The Monkey’s Paw, El Talisman Maldito ends up just like that!

El Monje Loco is one weird little movie with big origins behind it. El Monje Loco was originally a popular horror/mystery radio show in Mexico that later became a series of pulp magazines that featured awesome looking cover art. Sometime in 1940, a serial adaption was made, but there’s very little info of it other than a review piece from David Wilt’s Mexican Film Bulletin.This El Monje Loco movie I’m speaking of was adapted in 1984 with Jorge Aldama & his family behind it all. Very low-budget and shot on video. Still, despite its low-budget schlockness, exaggerated acting, and El Monje Loco’s awful look—I enjoy the movie quite a bit. It is quite corny & has somewhat of a creepy vibe at times and I really enjoy when cheap horror movies have effort like that. It may not be great, but at least it tries to be. I also liked that the first story is about El Monje Loco before he went loco

Love really fucking sucks. Especially when you’re a fucking monk.

Watch the full film courtesy of Jorge Aldama: