Thursday, November 7, 2019

The Little Big Surprise.

On the weekend before Halloween, I went to Riverside to acquire some tapes in person. I went to the seller’s house and he showed me what else he had & I picked out some cool trashy Mexican titles and saw he also had some Spanish XXX titles as well. They were all very bizarre of course but one caught my attention for its unusual & humorous cover. “La Sorpresa” (The Surprise) is the title of this movie and the seller told me “she’s actually a he”, meaning the “sorpresa” is this woman on the cover is really a man. I thought that was so fucking funny but didn't end up buying the movie then. Later on that day, I kept thinking about La Sorpresa and my curiousty convinced me enough to message the seller to ship out to me. I then finally gotten La Sorpresa in my hands and it was definitely a little big surprise for me. That was supposed to be a pun by the way, but not a very funny one of course.

 In La Sorpresa, a music producer named Carlos (also credited as “Carlitos”) has been drinking hard because he's remembering some very regretful things he’s done lately. These things have been bothering him so much, he tells himself he needs to stop drinking and that his mom would tell him this kind of shit would happen to him if he consumed copious amounts of alcohol. What are these regretful things he’s done? Well it seem Carlitos fell head over heels on a singer named “Sandra” and fucked her hard twice, then after the second time, she reveals to him that she’s half woman & half man. She reveals her penis to him and Carlitos is in shock. He promises her a recording contract if she doesn’t tell anyone of what has happened. She agrees and I guess from there Sandra went straight to Hollywood & became a music sensation. After all, her acapella cover of Juan Gabriel’s “Se Me Olvido Otra Vez” was good enough for Carlitos & the camera guy. After that “incident”, Carlitos meets with “Jessica” in a cheap motel room and of course he fucks Jessica hard in the ass as the air conditioner cools the room. After ejaculating in Jessica’s face, Jessica runs to the bathroom & rubs her penis. From there, the movie ends with Carlitos saying this was all just a bad dream. Or was it really?

 Obviously a review for this weird ass fuck & trashy porno is out of the ordinary, but how could I not talk about it? After all, the title is so perfect & so fitting for the movie’s gimmick. Carlitos was surprised by the revelation of Sandra’s penis. My only complain of the movie is how we really never know if Carlitos was really just dreaming all of this or was he just very drunk & in denial. Either way, Carlitos is a freak, but I wish him the best wherever he may be. As for Sandra, I hope she’s okay and still singing Juan Gabriel songs.

La Sorpresa for me is trashy & aesthetically significant. A worth looking into. However, I did have to drown out my memories of watching Carlitos’ having sex by eating good Vietnamese fast food, consuming Starbucks coffee & listening to lots of smutty & catchy songs by TV Girl.

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