Sunday, November 25, 2012

15 Mexi-Trash Trailers to watch over & over & over & over & over!!!!!!!!!!!

It was 26 last time, now it's 15! WOWZA! There was originally gonna be more than 15 but I wasn't able to get the other trailers since I can't remember which tapes had certain trailers (oh no!). Whenever I do find these trailers, I will surely upload them. Okay? Anywho, enjoy these! These are nasty, funny, cheesy, sleazy, angry, and just plain badass! ENJOY!

La Vengadora Implacable (1990)
A very dark looking rape/revenge flick starring the gorgeous Gabriela Goldsmith. I need this one!

Buscando Al Asesino (1990)
Here's Princesa Lea in a sleazy little thriller. Have you seen this movie? No? Then why the fuck do you call yourself a Princesa Lea fan? Just cause you seen Intrepidos Punks a million times don't make you no hardcore Princesa Lea fan! [ugly snobbish look on my face while shaking my head] [sarcasm]

El Olor De La Sangre  (1992)
I think my kindergarten teacher stars in this cheap little action flick.

Cadenas De Violencia (1992)
Miguel Marte, you once again impress me with this trailer. You made such awesome movies back in the day. Please Mr. Marte, get in touch with me sometime. I really wish to speak to you! You are awesome, dammit!

Mafia En Jalisco (1991)
I reviewed this movie. It's great and Ernesto Gomez Cruz is so cool! AH!

Panama II: El Retorno
Apparently there's a sequel to Panama: La Caida De Noriega. I can't seem to find anything on it though other than this trailer. However, this trailer shows no actual clips of the sequel, just clips of the 1st movie. I guess the sequel was actually never made.

Camino Al Infierno (1987)
A revenge flick I been needing to see for a while. It's supposed to be really good and epic.

Asesinos (1991)
Jorge Reynoso searches for his kidnapped son. Jorge's son gets kidnapped by organ traffickers! What was it with Mexico and organ trafficking back in the 80's & 90's? This was always the subject in a lot of movies and tv shows.

El Profugo (1992)
I saw this one on tv last spring. It's okay.

Lencha La Justiciera (1990)
Such a cheap trailer for such a cheap movie. However, I like this movie since I totally think Lencha is funny. Lencha is basically the 'modern' India Maria only she's more ghetto and underground.

Zapatero A Tus Zapatos (1990)
Looks awful but it does have some attractive chicks.

Siete Millones (1999)
Got this movie on VHS at a swap meet last year. I watched it and didn't like it. I watched last Sunday and still didn't like it. Jorge Reynoso is pretty badass in it though, there is no denying that!

Una Luz En La Calle (2002)
Such a sleazy looking movie. There's pedophiles feeding hungry children from the streets and other sleazy shit going on. Eesh.

El Angel De Mi Guardia (2001)
so & so looking narco movie. The song is quite catchy and very uplifting.

La Ley Del Cholo II (2000)
Nasty Mexican cholos doing nasty stuff in nasty looking places. OOOooooOOoooOO!

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