Friday, June 29, 2012

13 MORE Mexi-Trash Trailers to watch over & over & over!!!

As promised, here's 13 MORE Mexi-Trash Trailers to watch over & over & over!

Chico Pistolon (1994)
Miguel Marte's worst movie. You would think a movie with Mario Almada and Alfonso Zayas would be great, but nope! It sucks! It sucks big time! The trailer is funny though. Kinda funny..

Pueblo De Malditos (1993)
Now this looks like a great Miguel Marte movie! That part where Mario Almada is setting off a bunch of bombs = AMAZING AS FUCK.

Desafiando A La Muerte (1990)
I saw some of this last year. Didn't like it. Then again, I was in a bad mood that night. Maybe when I'm feeling happy I'll get into it!

El Pichichi Del Barrio (Futbol De Alcoba 2) (1989)
Those big booty's. Those dorky middle aged men. Looks like a great movie!

Las Movidas Del Mofles (1987)
Hot women in their underwear. Hot women naked in bed. More dorky middle aged men. Man, I must see this one!

Fuera Ropa (1995)
Looks pretty lame but I'd watch it anyway!

El Mil Hijos (1989)
Looks boring but watchable because of Lorena Herrera! AH!

Muerte Ciega (1992)
I saw this one recently on tv. It's okay. Kinda slow but interesting. Lorena Herrera of course looks great in the movie. She wears a nice & bright pink bikini in one part (!!!!!!!!!!!!!).

Este Vampiro Es Un Tiro (1991)
This one I own on VHS. It's pretty lame but eh.. It's worth watching if you're into dorky vampires and poofy haired women (!!!!!).

Los Hojalateros (1991)
Dorky middle aged men staring at a big booty bending over.. Well that alone makes the movie worth watching!

Oficio: Golfa (Mexican Pretty Woman) (1990)
Released on video under the title 'Mexican Pretty Woman', Oficio: Golfa looks like a really fun movie. I gotta get myself a copy of this one. You should too!

Cabalgando Con La Muerte (1989)
An amazing looking Western flick starring Mario Almada and Eric Del Castillo. I need to see this one!

Intriga Policiaca (1992)
Miguel Marte, you once again amaze me with a badass looking action movie starring Mario Almada! LOOK AT MARIO ALMADA SHOOTING ALL THOSE SKI MASKED FUCKS! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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